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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 6220 reviews.

This thing is HUGE! I figured it would be about the size of a general challenge coin and was surprised to open my package and find a “coin” slightly smaller than a coaster that one would put a cup on top of! I still love it though! 🤣

Samuel J. 5/5 Verified

Sick shirt! Great quality as usual. New favorite shirt. Took this on the stairs at The Stanley for y'all while I was up there for my birthday yesterday.

Joseph R. 5/5

Comfy, great design and sized up to be more cozy in my new Scared to Death t-shirt. Excited to be wearing it while currently listening to the podcast!! Thank you! 👻 🎧❤️🖤

Hana P. 4/5 Verified

I bought my first shirt in 2022 and just got a replacement. It lasted a good 4 years! Thank you for having great quality shirts and for keeping the same designs. I will forever buy this design.

Melissa M. 5/5

This is my new favorite sweatshirt! Super sturdy material and the color matching is on point! If you want it to fit a little loose, I’d go a size up but totally worth it!

Courtney S. 5/5

I got this shirt for my boyfriend who listens to Timesuck every Monday and he absolutely loves it! Fits to size and is of a comfy material :)

Hannah C. 5/5 Verified

My teenage son is officially a space lizard.

Benjamin M. 5/5 Verified

Fu#k Ya! BRO! Awesome shirt.

Ron M. 5/5 Verified

I dont know what this specific sweater is made of, whether is some rare creatures under armpit skin or maybe the butt feathers of a dodo bird, but it is very soft and comfortable. Praise bojangles, be gone lucifina, and hail Nimrod!

Andre L. 5/5 Verified

I bought a 3xl. Its boxy and oversized and I love it. Its warmer than any sweatshirt ive bought recently from any store but its not stiff. Im gonna buy more!

Sarah C. 5/5 Verified

Love my new sticker, to bad it didnt have a QR code so more people could get hooked on my fav podcast! Maybe I'll sharpie in "podast" lol

Destiny A. 5/5 Verified

Perfect! Makes laugh every time I see it, the song pops into my head .

James E. 5/5 Verified

Love this sweatshirt. Super soft and comfortable.

Kristin N. 5/5 Verified

I love this tumbler, my coffee stays nice and hot for an extended period of time, perfect for long study sessions. 3 out of 5 stars, would recommend.

Jacob M. 5/5

Love the podcast

Destiny A. 5/5 Verified

Got it for Christmas 2025 im obsessed! I use it daily!! Love all things STD 🖤🖤🖤

Leah S. 5/5

Keeps my water cold. Filled it halfway with ice and the rest with water. Used it at the gym and I didn't finish the water. 24 hrs later and I still had ice in the bottle.

Samantha B. 5/5 Verified

This vest is the real deal folks. Flexible yet durable fabric, sturdy zipper, perfectly insulated. Had to break out the hat cause this made everything feel legit!

Cody G. 5/5 Verified

Love this comfy sweatshirt! The graphics of good boy Bojangles are crisp, and the quality is top notch.

Amanda J. 5/5 Verified

I'm a degenerate, superstitious gambler. I have won quite a bit while carrying my two favorite podcasts challenge coins in the past. I saw this one and knew it was special! Hail Lucifina and praise be to Dan, Lynzee , and crew as once again I get another life changing experience !

Damon 5/5

I would like a refund and have sent multiple emails. My shirt arrived with a hole on the sleeve as shown in the pictures.

Ryan Y. 1/5 Verified

Whipple in the wild, best tumbler ever

Tom G. 5/5

Everything I've bought from Bad Magic Productions has been amazing.

Thomas F. 5/5 Verified

Made my coworkers uncomfortable the very first time I wore it to work. Hail Nimrod! 3/5 stars. Wouldn't change a thang.

Caleb H. 5/5 Verified

Work hat, where I listen to the suck religiously and rely on it to suck all my time lol

Rickey W. 5/5 Verified

Great sticker.

Zack M. 5/5 Verified

I am gifting one of these to each of my sons - because every US Air Force Academy cadet needs some solid Bad Magic in their challenge coin collection!

Connie S. 5/5 Verified

3/5 stars, would chill again!

Jacob H. 5/5

Great quality

Dominick R. 5/5 Verified

Awesome sticker. Keep on suckin

Zack M. 5/5 Verified

3 out of 5 stars….wouldn’t change a thing

Christopher W. 5/5 Verified

As Agent Cooper would say “That’s damn fine coffee!”

Damon T. 5/5 Verified

So excited to get this book! Looking forward to collecting the rest!

Kimberly P. 5/5 Verified

Love listening to the podcast. My kind of humor my kind of meat sack. Thank you

Joshua D. 5/5 Verified

LOVE THIS HOODIE. I’m glad I ordered a Large tho the holes in the neck and wrists are pretty small. Might be too tight on those giga-chads. MERRY CHRISTMAS thank you BMP and hail nimrod!

Sam W. 5/5 Verified

Amazing

Jaylynn E. 5/5 Verified

Fast delivery!

Lisa M. 5/5 Verified

LOVE IT!!! I've been wanting this for a while now and finally decided I had to have it! Now to find a place on my wall to hang it...

Kimberly P. 5/5 Verified

This mug makes sure my holiday mornings SUCK!

Matt S. 5/5 Verified

2 things. 1. The color saturation and actual design are fantastic. I never buy cloths, I’m more into stickers but this was awesome. 2. Unfortunately for $80 this was not what I was expecting. It’s extremely thin, and I understand it’s a wind breaker but for the price I was thinking it would be a little thicker or have some kind of interior lining. If a sticker version of demon dog was available I would have purchased that over the jacket. I will still wear it proudly though!

Morgan S. 3/5